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“You’re so predictable, the odds of me knowing what you’re up to is pretty up there.”

“Only cause you’re life is as boring as mine.” 

“I need a girlfriend.”

“You need a life.” 

“At least I don’t silently tell myself (let’s do this) every time I put my heels on and give federal highway a fighting chance on days I don’t have my smartag because I don’t like opening my windows for npe toll.” 

“Marry me?” 

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